(( Yo, les frenchstuckersssss. :PP Voici une putain d'parodie d'sa mere!! Ceci, est un chef d'oeuvre d'ironie, écrite par moi même et Vriskaserket! Pour le moment on ne l'a qu'en écrit, mais on projette de la chanter en cosplay! (Dave et John, bien sur!! ) Maintenant assez parlé, dégustez donc le fruit de notre travail!! Bon appetit! :P ))


Remember when we were thirteen and acted like total dorks
( John: But we still are! )
My jokes were shitty, lacking irony
But now I'm the total master

Since the game started all the people say
I am a total dweeb
Grinded Egbert, made Jade Harley sick
Especially Vantas

I'm basically a wrecking ball for the entire universe
All I want is to brainwash them all with my massive ego and super irony
Hell yea, fuckin' irony

Now watch me ride Egbert and try to make a seductive face
But creepily I totally look like Nicholas Cage
( John: OH MY FUCKING GOD DAVE!! )

Time for me to bathe, fully clothed in this  AJ
I’ll do anything for more irony, this beverage tastes delish

I'm basically a wrecking ball for the entire universe
All I want is to brainwash them all with my massive ego and my super irony
I'm basically a wrecking ball for the entire universe
All I want is to brainwash them all with my massive ego and my super irony
Hell yea, fuckin' irony

( John: Excuse me Dave, I've had enough,
Take me now, let's make this quick.)

Hurry up and get naked.


(( Talking: ))
( John: But Dave! Aren't you supposed to do that? )

Yeah, 'kay you flaming homo.

( John: But! I'm not homo. I'm just Davesexual!)

     

j'approuve ce texte à une qualité d'ironie d'ironie humoriste primordiale à la survie du ship